Today I went to interview for at streamyx for the customer service position, yes... Our no 1 ISP and d lousiest currently =P yet the one with the largest pool of customer and I m about to find out why. Almost all of them are degree holders.. from some fancy 'U' somemore, but I m glad I din get to met chua dere :P. Did some basic 'teras' test like mid-school students, nastologic betol!! Pass up the lil and and get ur marks, along with the qualification like SPM and stuff. Saw the other dude's SPM slip... A1 A2's.. Too bright d wanna get away from it as I had some pretty mixed up grades dere... got A la.. B, C and even 8E! poor them thier result's just too boring, dowan to lanC them so I just covered my top page with some blank paper xD.
Stupid test's over, interviewer from streamyx came, start interviewing and asking question like below..... some of d funiest answers and responses I heard
Streamyx Dude : Why do you choose to work here?
Degree holder A :Because I wan new expirience lor
Degree holder B :Because I like to serve customer
U Student :Errr... um... I wanna try doing this jOBs so I can improve myself
Streamyx Dude : Do you know what's 'VADS' is doing ( VADS's thier building to do thier stuff, answering phone calls and solving em la of coz, already told them 20 minutes ago d de the by the career dude'
Degree Holder : ummm.........' then S dude ask then u dunno la =_=? and nvm'
U Student : Serve customer! do customer service!
Not to mention there's an imba D holder can use more than 30 times alphabet A followed with dots in less than 10 minutes... imba D holders and U students
With help from such highly educated genuises.. i crossed the line easily = D, guees they weren't too good on expressing themselves but I guees I ll hafta give them credit for getting thier degrees for that's totally impossible for me.
Well dat's for now, dun call me and gimme trouble! I ll kill you once i get off from my seat afterwards :D.
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