Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chua The Slimmer


Chua is a very intelligent monkey but fall under some sort of evil scientist team's hand and had him be the test subject of the ' Human Transformation Project'. Somehow, almost all the scientist died before they could perform the final stage of the transformation to him. The cause of their deaths is out of Hypothermia, which is seen as ridiculous and impossible even to the forensics as they can hardly find source of cold around the lab, not even a drip of water leakage. Chua then went to the mainland and started to live as human with his human-like appearance and basic abilities he gained from the project. He somehow get himself qualified to attend a 'U' like others and starts to study and observe human's behavior there in order to make them the citizens of his dreamed utopia, 'The Grossaria', a GAY world which encourages Homo's and buttock selling. Rumor is saying that he is now a well-known drug seller, making big bucks from his business to be used as Grossaria's capital when it's ready be made a reality later on. Buyers said that the daily self product-demostrations is the main reason of his success business, convinced them even before they negotiate about the trade since the last three years. Chua is a smart ass that uses his minions to do dirty jobs for him as he's not capable of doing so himself, but having trouble taming them until now resulted backfires several times. Although there are cons for having bitten by them himself, Chua sees this as a worthwhile event and still keeping quite a number of them, he thinks. A great puppeteer in sight, actually an idiot in reality. He's the last person you would find to have a talk. Learned Stalk, Ancient Riddles, Reborn and Gross talk

Stalk : Chua stalks his minions in order to them do errands for him later. Target will have no chance to escape no matter what they do. Chua uses the latest technologies such as net, phones or the most gruesome lately... letter, which causes target to have a tough time to clean the 'homo' charge on them if the letter's seen by somebody else. Lasts identifinatly as he would have no problem to do this forever.


Ancient Riddles : Chua feeds his peeps daily with ancient riddles by his daily speech from Grossaria to brainstrom them in order to make them smarter. Target become smarter with each solved holy sentence as the simplest sentence will be converted to the hardest of poem. People who failed to solve the riddles will have themselves silenced as they have do not understand a damn thing from his speeches.


Reborn : Chua realizes that he needs to convert peeps to form the citizen of Grossaria. Chance to affect peeps who have themselves interacted with him to have them a copy of his style and skills. Said to be able to affect people with the greatest of mindset without problem. In addition, a nickname will be given to them. Nicknames depends on the worth level of the minion.


Gross Talk : Chua talks and you feel cold inside-out as if your surroundings are turning into absolute subzero degree. Only God knows why.... There's no solution for this but to flee while you're still in command of your senses and body.

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