Streamyx n Wimax's battle

Alrite, it has been a while since the last time i blogged, time to make up for that. Now things are heatin up between Streamyx and the P1 Wimax as u all knoe and here's what I got to say about the issue. Streamyx are losin roughly 25K of customer while Wimax are gaining 50k per month according to them. Sounds like peeps really potong and went to Wimax. Why's this happening? Both got pros and cons. P1's capping is really annoying when the ure planning to sub internet for heavy downloads, where you ll find ur speed sucks when you reached the maximum dl allowed. Well not like you cannot use internet at all, but i guees i'd be a good speed matchup with the current 384kbs per secs which is d old lil dialup connection's speed. P1's stability not that good either. So if ure planing to use P1 for online games, p1's not capable of keeping ur line up for a long time, bad news for DoTA players (like me) and other games that needs the internet to be connected all the time, I heard the thing works like TV's antena so u ll hafta turn it to the 'right' direction for it to work so don't and go kick or move the thing if u wan ur connection to live a lil bit longer = ). While P1's owned because of the caping, streamyx had something similar where they call 'fair share policy', what does this mean? Well I couldn't understand too well myself but it's about something like you get what you paid for in a good way. Sure you all have been hearing something like P2P sharing is lagging streamyx's arse and that's a part of it. Supposedly from what I heard p2p downloads speed are considered OK d at around 20kbps when if ure subscribing for 1 mb. (WTF? o.o?) glad we still get our p2p's the same speed as our direct DL 'sometimes'

PS: even peeps say streamyx sucks here and there, most of us still choose streamyx becoz it brings more value compared to wimax. I will be the first to subscribe if there's another ISP pop with the the same or better value streamyx's providing now, cheers = )

Interview's done

Today I went to interview for at streamyx for the customer service position, yes... Our no 1 ISP and d lousiest currently =P yet the one with the largest pool of customer and I m about to find out why. Almost all of them are degree holders.. from some fancy 'U' somemore, but I m glad I din get to met chua dere :P. Did some basic 'teras' test like mid-school students, nastologic betol!! Pass up the lil and and get ur marks, along with the qualification like SPM and stuff. Saw the other dude's SPM slip... A1 A2's.. Too bright d wanna get away from it as I had some pretty mixed up grades dere... got A la.. B, C and even 8E! poor them thier result's just too boring, dowan to lanC them so I just covered my top page with some blank paper xD.

Stupid test's over, interviewer from streamyx came, start interviewing and asking question like below..... some of d funiest answers and responses I heard
Streamyx Dude : Why do you choose to work here?
Degree holder A :Because I wan new expirience lor
Degree holder B :Because I like to serve customer
U Student :Errr... um... I wanna try doing this jOBs so I can improve myself

Streamyx Dude : Do you know what's 'VADS' is doing ( VADS's thier building to do thier stuff, answering phone calls and solving em la of coz, already told them 20 minutes ago d de the by the career dude'
Degree Holder : ummm.........' then S dude ask then u dunno la =_=? and nvm'
U Student : Serve customer! do customer service!

Not to mention there's an imba D holder can use more than 30 times alphabet A followed with dots in less than 10 minutes... imba D holders and U students

With help from such highly educated genuises.. i crossed the line easily = D, guees they weren't too good on expressing themselves but I guees I ll hafta give them credit for getting thier degrees for that's totally impossible for me.

Well dat's for now, dun call me and gimme trouble! I ll kill you once i get off from my seat afterwards :D.

Chua The Slimmer

Chua is a very intelligent monkey but fall under some sort of evil scientist team's hand and had him be the test subject of the ' Human Transformation Project'. Somehow, almost all the scientist died before they could perform the final stage of the transformation to him. The cause of their deaths is out of Hypothermia, which is seen as ridiculous and impossible even to the forensics as they can hardly find source of cold around the lab, not even a drip of water leakage. Chua then went to the mainland and started to live as human with his human-like appearance and basic abilities he gained from the project. He somehow get himself qualified to attend a 'U' like others and starts to study and observe human's behavior there in order to make them the citizens of his dreamed utopia, 'The Grossaria', a GAY world which encourages Homo's and buttock selling. Rumor is saying that he is now a well-known drug seller, making big bucks from his business to be used as Grossaria's capital when it's ready be made a reality later on. Buyers said that the daily self product-demostrations is the main reason of his success business, convinced them even before they negotiate about the trade since the last three years. Chua is a smart ass that uses his minions to do dirty jobs for him as he's not capable of doing so himself, but having trouble taming them until now resulted backfires several times. Although there are cons for having bitten by them himself, Chua sees this as a worthwhile event and still keeping quite a number of them, he thinks. A great puppeteer in sight, actually an idiot in reality. He's the last person you would find to have a talk. Learned Stalk, Ancient Riddles, Reborn and Gross talk

Stalk : Chua stalks his minions in order to them do errands for him later. Target will have no chance to escape no matter what they do. Chua uses the latest technologies such as net, phones or the most gruesome lately... letter, which causes target to have a tough time to clean the 'homo' charge on them if the letter's seen by somebody else. Lasts identifinatly as he would have no problem to do this forever.


Ancient Riddles : Chua feeds his peeps daily with ancient riddles by his daily speech from Grossaria to brainstrom them in order to make them smarter. Target become smarter with each solved holy sentence as the simplest sentence will be converted to the hardest of poem. People who failed to solve the riddles will have themselves silenced as they have do not understand a damn thing from his speeches.


Reborn : Chua realizes that he needs to convert peeps to form the citizen of Grossaria. Chance to affect peeps who have themselves interacted with him to have them a copy of his style and skills. Said to be able to affect people with the greatest of mindset without problem. In addition, a nickname will be given to them. Nicknames depends on the worth level of the minion.


Gross Talk : Chua talks and you feel cold inside-out as if your surroundings are turning into absolute subzero degree. Only God knows why.... There's no solution for this but to flee while you're still in command of your senses and body.